Sunday, June 29, 2014

Afghans claim victory over Taliban

(Helmand) Afghanistan's Government today declared victory over the Taliban who launched an attack in Helmand province, with over 800 armed religious bigots on the 18th of June.

After almost a fortnight of fighting, the government claims to have sent the Taliban packing, leaving behind over 260 dead terrorists for the somewhat dubious number of 28 army person killed.